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It certainly seems to be working out for the best for Rory: When I fired up the machine for the first time to make sure he did everything right and it wouldn't explode in my face, I couldn't help but notice that I wasn't getting any WiFi signal. I told him what was wrong. He said he didn't even see a WiFi card in there when he was repairing. That didn't surprise me since, at least from what I saw, he tried to fix my computer by repeatedly body-slamming it on the ground and bitch-slapping it. Hard to see the details that way.