How do you spot the Australian kids in an American playground?

They’re the ones wearing hats.

Despite it being noon, the various American kids at the playground all lacked sun protection. In fact, they pretty much all lacked practical clothing, it was all way too dressy. Americans don’t seem to have figured out skin cancer at all in fact, every weekend there are bikini clad young ladies sunning themselves around the pool, the schools don’t require kids to wear sun protection, and it’s pretty common to see outside workers not wearing any sun protection either. How odd.