The Boner Theory of Economics also predicts that in the long run — perhaps in a few hundred years — the military will be 100% gay men. This is the best case scenario for taxpayers because it will keep down costs, and recruiting will be easy.
Recruiter: “We can’t afford to give you body armor, but you’ll be surrounded by young, vital men who are a long way from home. Would you like a tour of the showers?”
Recruit: “Yes, but I can’t stand up right away.”