TOWER Software announces movement of their product development section

TOWER Software today announced that they’re moving their software engineering division to Russia. Rory Kleeperson, head of the division was heard to utter: “Well, they do have the best hackers which is hard to beat. We’ve had real troubles recruiting c++ programmers recently. Worse than that,

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which seems totally unproductive. I’ll be glad to no longer employ them.”

In further news, TOWER also announced today that they’re changing their logo to a large blob of cotton candy on a stick.

(Yes, this is a joke and an excuse to link to some people. I also got to use uttered in a press release…)

[tags: work outsource russia]