Police charge woman’s lover, who was living in closet, with murder of husband

This article has to have headline of the headline of the century. Wife is having affair. Lover moves into the closet. Husband finds him cause he snores. Gets killed for his trouble.

The immediate questions raised in the office by this:

  • If you’re a lover in a closet, are you required to be naked the whole time?
  • Did he have a TV in the closet?
  • Did the affair start when the wife opened the closet looking for a shirt?

[tags: humour closet lover]