Someone at university once told me that you remember things best when you’re in the state that you learnt them in… You recall things about driving best when in a car, how to yell at your boss when stressed, and how to code while highly caffinated.

That’s why he always showed up to exams in the same state as he had studied for them — stoned.

I guess this means I’m going to have to unpack (and remember where I put everything and why) when tipsy. It’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.