My sister, the unpainted hussy

Jasmine, my somewhat genetically associated humanoid acquaintance, says she loves me. Or at least will pretend to for the right fee. Herm, I love my family.

Sorry, she’s just read the post and decided she now hates me. I’ll inform you if there is any more up-to-the-minute journalism on my family available.

[tags: family ifearmyviolentbutunpaintedsister]