My brother, the techno-hermit

Peter, my alleged brother, is a techno-hermit I have decided. Since moving to the UK, he called me once. Once. Once in 6 or so months. Not that I’m bitter or anything. He has a phone. He has a cell phone. He’s on IM. He has a website. He has a blog. He has email. But he never calls, SMSes, IMs, puts anything on his website or blog, nor emails.

I don’t think he loves me any more. My father is pretending to sob behind me right now…

Jasmine, have you finally murdered Peetey?

[tags: family erstwhilebrother]