Funny spam

I’ve been getting some pretty funny spam recently, which I thought I should share:

    Welcome to our web site
    Please use in case of our domain outage.
    You\'re invited to shop for large selection of bombs and different
    kinds of rockets such as surface-to-air,
    surface-to-surface and weaponry available at reduced price. With the
    following types of rockets you will be
    able to commit terrorist attacks, destroy buildings, electric power
    stations, bridges, factories and anything
    else that comes your mind. Most items are in stock and available for
    next day freight delivery in the USA.
    Worldwide delivery is available at additional cost. Prices are
    Please feel free to inquire by ICQ # xxxxxxxxx or contacting us
    Today special:
    ******* AIR BOMBS *******
    OFAB-500U HE fragmentation air bomb
    Fuel-air explosive air bombs -Not in stock
    BETAB-500U concrete-piercing air bomb
    ZB-500RT incendiary tank
    500-KG SIZE RBK-500U unified cluster bomb
    RBK-500U OAB-2.5PT loaded with fragmentation submunitions
    RBK-500U BETAB-M loaded with concrete-piercing submunitions-Not in
    RBK-500U OFAB-50UD loaded with HE fragmentation submunitions
    ******* UNGUIDED AIRCRAFT ROCKETS  *******
    Main-purpose unguided aircraft rockets
    S-8 unguided aircraft rockets
    S-8BM-Not in stock
    S-13 unguided aircraft rockets
    S-13, S-13T, S-13-OF, S-13D, S-13DF
    S-24B -Not in stock
    RS-132-Not in stock
    ******* ROCKET PODS   *******
    B-8M pod for S-8 rockets
    B-8V20-A pod for S-8 rockets
    B-13L pod for S-13 rockets
    Recently received *NEW*
    Hydra 70 2.75 inch Rockets
    Air-Launched 2.75-Inch Rockets
    FIM-92A Stinger Weapons System
    Stinger 101: Anti-Air
    Our clients are well known Al-Qaida, Hizballah, Al-Jihad, HAMAS, Abu
    Sayyaf Group and many other terrorist groups. We are well known
    supplier in the market and looking forward to expand our clientage
    with assistance of Internet.
    Do not hesitate to contact us via ICQ # xxxxxxxx
    Impatiently awaiting for your orders,

Ok, so that’s a little weird. How’s this for a email to get a couple of days later?

    Welcome to
    Here you can buy stolen passports, counterfeit dollars and all other things you are in
    want of. If you need, we would provide you with the info about the bank account of a
    person who you are interested in. Also there are credit cards dumps of US and Europe
    residents. Your faithfully,panther aka xxxxx.

And then to round it all off:

    Welcome to,,
    Best credit cards, cashing of dirty money, stolen paypal accounts, access to the bank
    accounts of UK and USA residents - all this you will find only on
    Come now and you will receive 10 credit cards with cvv2 code for free.

I wouldn’t normally share spam with you, but I do wonder what, if anything, I should do with these three. Are they some weird attempt at untargetted humor? Is someone on drugs? Should I forward them to the FBI? Herm.