I’ve been getting some pretty funny spam recently, which I thought I should share:
Welcome to our web site www.xxxxxxxxxx.com/phpBB2/index.php Please use http://xx.xxx.xx.x in case of our domain outage. You\'re invited to shop for large selection of bombs and different kinds of rockets such as surface-to-air, surface-to-surface and weaponry available at reduced price. With the following types of rockets you will be able to commit terrorist attacks, destroy buildings, electric power stations, bridges, factories and anything else that comes your mind. Most items are in stock and available for next day freight delivery in the USA. Worldwide delivery is available at additional cost. Prices are negotiable. Please feel free to inquire by ICQ # xxxxxxxxx or contacting us directly: +x-xxx-xxx-xxxx +x-xxx-xxx-xxxx +x-xxx-xxx-xxxx Today special: ******* AIR BOMBS ******* OFAB-500U HE fragmentation air bomb Fuel-air explosive air bombs -Not in stock BETAB-500U concrete-piercing air bomb ZB-500RT incendiary tank 500-KG SIZE RBK-500U unified cluster bomb RBK-500U OAB-2.5PT loaded with fragmentation submunitions RBK-500U BETAB-M loaded with concrete-piercing submunitions-Not in stock RBK-500U OFAB-50UD loaded with HE fragmentation submunitions ******* UNGUIDED AIRCRAFT ROCKETS ******* Main-purpose unguided aircraft rockets S-8 unguided aircraft rockets S-8KOM S-8BM-Not in stock S-13 unguided aircraft rockets S-13, S-13T, S-13-OF, S-13D, S-13DF S-25-0 S-25-OFM S-24B -Not in stock RS-82 RS-132-Not in stock ******* ROCKET PODS ******* B-8M pod for S-8 rockets B-8V20-A pod for S-8 rockets B-13L pod for S-13 rockets Recently received *NEW* Hydra 70 2.75 inch Rockets Air-Launched 2.75-Inch Rockets FIM-92A Stinger Weapons System Stinger 101: Anti-Air Our clients are well known Al-Qaida, Hizballah, Al-Jihad, HAMAS, Abu Sayyaf Group and many other terrorist groups. We are well known supplier in the market and looking forward to expand our clientage with assistance of Internet. Do not hesitate to contact us via ICQ # xxxxxxxx Impatiently awaiting for your orders, xxxxxxxxxx
Ok, so that’s a little weird. How’s this for a email to get a couple of days later?
Welcome to www.xxxxxxxxxxx.ws Here you can buy stolen passports, counterfeit dollars and all other things you are in want of. If you need, we would provide you with the info about the bank account of a person who you are interested in. Also there are credit cards dumps of US and Europe residents. Your faithfully,panther aka xxxxx.
And then to round it all off:
Welcome to www.xxxxxxxx.com, www.xxxxxxxx.cc, www.xxxxxxxxxxxx.biz. Best credit cards, cashing of dirty money, stolen paypal accounts, access to the bank accounts of UK and USA residents - all this you will find only on xxxxx.su Come now and you will receive 10 credit cards with cvv2 code for free.
I wouldn’t normally share spam with you, but I do wonder what, if anything, I should do with these three. Are they some weird attempt at untargetted humor? Is someone on drugs? Should I forward them to the FBI? Herm.